نكتة الست الكبيره و الاوتوبيس المزدحم شريف

واحد رجل بيقول ل شاب فى اوتوبيس مزدحم -- اوم خلى الست الكبيره ده تقعد على الكرسى -- فلما الست سمعت الكلام ده قالت انا مش ست كبيره و مش حقعد على الكرسى

نكته ناديه و عمرها

ناديه فى احد احياء بوسطن بعدما حدثت مشاكل مع زوجها ناديه كلمت البوليس فأول شيئ بعد وصول البوليس ان سأل البوليس ناديه ما عمرك فقالت له ٢٥ سنه فسألها البوليس اى سنه ولدت؟ فأجابت عليه فقال لها البوليس يعنى عمرك ٢٧ سنه مش ٢٥ سنه فآلتله انا أولت لك انا عمرى ٢٥ سنه و انت احسب بقى انا مولوده سنه كام؟

القطه مشمش نكته

كان الفار فى المطبخ عمال يقول انا بكره كل القطط وبعدين دخلت القطه مشمش  المطبخ  فراح بسرعه  آل ما عدا  القطه مشمش  

Jokes-2 Arabic teacher Student Writing Elephant by Sherif S Monem

ابو التلميذ للمدرس٠٠٠ بلبل ابنى عامل ايه فى المدرسه؟  المدرس ٠٠٠ ابنك شاطر بس فى العربى ضعيف ٠٠٠ ابو التلميذ للمدرس ٠٠٠ ليه ٠٠٠المدرس ٠٠٠ ابنك  مش بيعرف يكتب عربى كويس  حتى ما يعرفش يكتب فيل ٠٠٠ ابو التلميذ للمدرس ٠٠٠   فيل فيل مره واحده ٠٠٠ حرام عليك ٠٠٠ خليه يكتب بعوضه آو ناموسه ٠٠٠ حاجه صغيره كده مش فيل٠ 

Joke-1 Arabic القاضى قال للمتهم انت كنت سكران

القاضى قال للمتهم انت كنت سكران امبارح و انت سايق العربيه و بعدين خبطت الشجره على الرصيف٠ حاتقول ايه؟ السكران لا واللهى انا كنت سايق العربيه و فى نصف السكه مره واحده لقيت الشجره طالعه من الرصيف قدامى و خبطتنى

Jennifer Riordan of New Mexico partially sucked out airplane's window' dies after engine failure on Southwest flight

A passenger, Jennifer Riordan of New Mexico.





Phillips and an emergency medical technician onboard laid the woman down and immediately began administering CPR, while the pilot urged everyone to brace for an emergency landing.

The pilot was forced to land the Boeing 737 at Philadelphia International Airport. The flight, which was en route to Texas' Dallas Love Field Airport, was carrying 144 passengers and five crew members at the time, officials said.

A woman died after a Southwest Airlines jet suffered engine failure and made an emergency landing on Tuesday, marking the first accidental fatality on a domestic flight in nine years, according to the National Transportation Safety Board.

Flight 1380 was en route from New York City's LaGuardia International Airport to Dallas Love Field when the plane was forced to land at Philadelphia International Airport Tuesday morning.

Jennifer Riordan of New Mexico died after she was partially sucked out a window near the engine, according to witnesses. Officials did not immediately confirm that account.

"Jennifer Riordan has passed away as a result of previously reported events on Southwest Airlines flight No. 1380," her family said in a statement. "Jennifer’s vibrancy, passion and love infused our community and reached across our country. Her impact on everything and everyone she touched can never be fully measured.

"But foremost, she is the bedrock of our family. She and Mike wrote a love story unlike any other. Her beauty and love is evident through her children. We are so appreciative of the outpouring of support from family, friends and our community."

Riordan previously worked in marketing at the University of New Mexico's Health Sciences Center.

"Jennifer was an amazing community leader, team member, wife and mother," Dr. Paul Roth, chancellor for Health Sciences Center, said in a statement. "Her passion for our community, our students and our future was unwavering. We are committed to carrying on her work to ensure quality education and career opportunities to New Mexico’s youth. Our thoughts and prayers remain with her family during this difficult time. She will be forever missed by her Lobo family."

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Marisa Harris of Olney, Maryland Woman, 22, is killed after 'suicidal' 12-year-old boy jumped off an overpass

Woman, 22, is killed after 'suicidal' 12-year-old boy jumped 30 feet off an overpass and landed on her car - but he SURVIVED

Marisa Harris of Olney, Maryland, was killed on Saturday on the I-66 in Virginia

An unidentified boy jumped off an overpass, landing on her Ford Explorer

Her passenger, who wasn't injured, stopped the car; she was pronounced dead

The boy was taken to hospital with life-threatening injuries

It's unclear why he felt compelled to throw himself off the bridge

Between 1999 and 2005, 711 children aged 12 killed themselves in the US

A Maryland woman has been killed in Virginia after a 12-year-old boy threw himself off an overpass and landed on her vehicle on Saturday afternoon.

Marisa Harris, 22, of Olney, was driving under the Cedar Lane overpass on Interstate 66 when the boy - who is not being named - landed on her Ford Escape.

Harris was pronounced dead at the scene by first responders - while the boy, extraordinarily, survived, NBC Washington reported. 

The crash occurred at 4.18pm near Exit 62 in Fairfax County as Harris was driving Eastbound, according to local authorities.

It's not yet clear what compelled the boy to make the 30-foot drop.

Police are not naming the jumper as he is a child, but he was taken to Inova Fairfax Hospital and is being treated for life-threatening injuries, WTOP reported.

In the immediate aftermath of the incident, a man in Harris' front passenger seat was able to stop the car on the left shoulder.

He was uninjured, police said. It was initially reported that the jumper and Harris were both men.

It's unclear why Harris was in Virginia at the time. 

Between 1999 and 2015, 711 children aged 12 killed themselves in the US, according to the Centers for Disease Study and Control.

Of them, 507 were male and 204 female; the lowest rates were in 2007 and 2008, when 25 children committed suicide each year; by 2014 and 2015 that had risen to 68 and 56, respectively. 

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5029789/Woman-killed-suicidal-boy-12-jumped-car.html#ixzz4wyQ3mUKZ
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